Jan4

[04/01 7:21 AM] TOL Dr. Harjot Kamal: Gd morning ji..
Davinder bhaji ji ho gia...?
Ania Zehar kisy puri kaum lai thik nai.
O v muslim hi si jina Guru Gobind Singh te bachian lai haa da nahra maria si.
Changy mady bandy hundy kaum nai ji...
[04/01 7:24 AM] TOL Dr. Harjot Kamal: Te Nehru ji di v personal life si...Sary swtantrta senania di hi..
[04/01 7:28 AM] TOL Soninder Singh: Right Dr. Harjot ji.
[04/01 7:36 AM] TOL Dr. Harjot Kamal: Subah Subah Biwi ne Husband se News Paper manga...
Husband - kitni backward ho Tum... Duniya kaha se kaha pahunch gyi aur tum News paper mang rhi ho?? Ye mera TAB le lo....

Biwi ne TAB liya aur uss se cockroach mar diya..

Husband Behosh...😳

Moral - Biwi jo mange...De do 😄😜😄
[04/01 8:01 AM] TOL Dr. Harjot Kamal: पिछले साल 3 जनवरी के  दिन
एक आदमी ने मुझे डिनर कराया था

और उसे साल के दुसरे ही दिन प्रमोशन मिल गया...

इसी तरह से एक ने मुझे नए साल पे गिफ्ट कार्ड दिया
और उसे लॉटरी में एक घर मिला...

एक ने मुझे शॉपिंग का वाउचर दिया
और उसे सिंगापूर और मलेशिया का फ्री ट्रिप मिला...

एक दोस्त ने घडी गिफ्ट किया
और आज उसका समय इतना अच्छा हो गया के
आज वो अमेरिका में अपना रेस्टोरेंट खोल चुका है...

आप भी इस नए साल अपने लक को इसी तरह दिन दुगुना
और रात चौगुनी कर सकते हैं!

आप पर मेरी कृपा बनी रहेगी।

विशेष सूचना....

एक ने इग्नोर किया तो आज वो ढाबे में बर्तन धोता है,
अतः इग्नोर ना करें!!!...😈
[04/01 8:22 AM] TOL G. S. Peter: Eh rajiv dixit g writer ne? ????
[04/01 8:22 AM] TOL G. S. Peter: Matlab song vagaira likhde  ne????
[04/01 8:23 AM] TOL Sunny Gill: ha ha
[04/01 8:23 AM] TOL Sunny Gill: tusi laina chuhnde ho
[04/01 8:24 AM] TOL Sunny Gill: vaise 22 g tahanu ni lagda is group da name change karke rajiv dickshit club rakh lawo
[04/01 8:27 AM] TOL Amandeep Gill: Sunny ji pehlan likhna sikh lao fr name v change ho jau
[04/01 8:27 AM] Dr Amarjeet Astrologist: stop peter ji
[04/01 8:27 AM] TOL Amandeep Gill: Lgda Peter ji Swad lain di koshish kr rhe aa
[04/01 8:27 AM] TOL Sunny Gill: ek gall hai dixit lakh lo ja dickshit
[04/01 8:28 AM] TOL Amandeep Gill: Thanks fr advice
[04/01 8:28 AM] TOL Sunny Gill: nale i know vry will how to write
[04/01 8:29 AM] TOL Amandeep Gill: Tuhadi bhavna bilkul smjh lgg rhi hai
[04/01 8:30 AM] TOL Dr. Harjot Kamal: How you people can so rude...
[04/01 8:30 AM] TOL Satinder Dhaliwal: Yaar je koi kise change bande nu change ni keh sakda tan mada tan na kaho...........
[04/01 8:32 AM] TOL Amandeep Gill: Satinder vaise sare iko trah de nhi ho skde
[04/01 8:32 AM] TOL Sunny Gill: cz i noticed from first day wn i joined this group some ppl always try to show that they r very wise nd ntlgnt  ..
[04/01 8:32 AM] TOL Dr. Harjot Kamal: Thandy reha kro te ik dujy di respect kria kro... Nai tan na hi likhia kro kush pls....
[04/01 8:33 AM] TOL Sunny Gill: nd they personally attack on others
[04/01 8:33 AM] TOL Amandeep Gill: Sunny ji can you tell name please?
[04/01 8:33 AM] TOL Sunny Gill: i just read the cumnctn always
[04/01 8:33 AM] Dr Amarjeet Astrologist: itz human nature sunny...tht he always want to show k he s great...it apply on all people
[04/01 8:34 AM] TOL Satinder Dhaliwal: Dr. Saab nu add kardo plz
[04/01 8:34 AM] TOL Sunny Gill: sayane kahnde ne ki je koi baihis kare ta chup ho jana chida
[04/01 8:35 AM] TOL Sunny Gill: i nvr say anything nd try to shut my mouth
[04/01 8:36 AM] TOL Amandeep Gill: Sunny ji agar edan di gl c tan pehlan dss dinde,naraz hon di ki jrurt c
[04/01 8:36 AM] TOL Sunny Gill: but enough is enough if any body does nt knw abt me he has no right to say personally something
[04/01 8:47 AM] TOL Soninder Singh: Kro enjoy. Khus riha kro.
[04/01 11:08 AM] TOL Dr. Bir: A foreigner visits Agra and Amritsar in his tour of india. Someone asked him what's the most beautiful, Taj Mahal or Golden Temple?
His reply (translated in hindi): "Taj mahal ki toh buniyad hi maut par bani hai, Lekin Darbar sahib aisi jagah hai jahan murdo ko bhi zindagi mil jati hai"....!
👌👌👌

Gm
[04/01 11:12 AM] TOL Satinder Dhaliwal: पति ने पत्नी को मेसेज भेजा-
'मेरी जिंदगी इतनी प्यारी, इतनी खूबसूरत बनाने के लिए तुम्हारा शुक्रिया। मैं आज जो भी हूं, सिर्फ तुम्हारी वजह से हूं। तुम मेरे जीवन में एक फरिश्ता बनकर आई हो और तुमने ही मुझे जीने का मकसद दिया है। लव यू डार्लिंग...'

पत्नी ने रिप्लाई किया-

'मार लिया चौथा पैग???😂😂😂
[04/01 12:53 PM] ‪+91 94251 91857‬: मैं "किसी से" बेहतर करुं
                क्या फर्क पड़ता है..
मै "किसी का" बेहतर करूं
                बहुत फर्क पड़ता है..!!
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एक काफिला सफ़र के दौरान अँधेरी सुरंग से गुजर रहा था । उनके पैरों में कंकरिया चुभी, कुछ लोगों ने इस ख्याल से कि किसी और को ना चुभ जाये, नेकी की खातिर उठाकर जेब में रख ली ।  कुछ ने ज्यादा उठाई कुछ ने कम । जब अँधेरी सुरंग से बाहर आये तो देखा वो हीरे थे। जिन्होंने कम उठाये वो पछताए कि ज्यादा क्यों नहीं उठाए । जिन्होंने नहीं उठाए वो और पछताए । दुनिया में जिन्दगी की मिसाल इस अँधेरी सुरंग जैसी है और नेकी यहाँ कंकरियों की मानिंद है । इस जिंदगी में जो नेकी की वो आखिर में हीरे की तरह कीमती होगी और इन्सान तरसेगा कि और ज्यादा क्यों ना की।
Must read👌👌👌
[04/01 9:37 PM] TOL Dr. Bir: LUNCH WITH GOD!
(Must read this & fwd)

A little boy wanted to meet God! He packed his suitcase with two sets of his dress and some packets of cakes! He started his journey, he walked a long distance and found a park! He was feeling tired, so, he decided to sit in the park and take some refreshment! He opened a packet of cake to eat!

He noticed an old woman sitting nearby, sad with hunger, so he offered her a piece of cake!

She gratefully accepted it with a wide look and smiled at him! Her smile was so pretty that the boy longed to see it again! After sometime he offered her another piece of cake! Again, she accepted it and smiled at him! The boy was delighted!

They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but never said a word! While it grew dark, the boy was frightened and he got up to leave but before he had gone more than a few steps, he ran back and gave the woman a hug and she kissed him with her prettiest smile!

Back home, when the boy knocked the door, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face!

She asked him, "What did you do today that makes you look so happy?"

He replied, "I had lunch with God!"

Before his mother could respond, he added, "You know what? She's got the most beautiful smile I've ever seen in my life!"

Meanwhile, the old woman, also radiant with joy, returned to her home! Her son was stunned by the look of peace on her face and asked, "Mom, what did you do today that made you so happy?"

She replied, "I ate cakes in the park with God!"

Before her son responded, she added, "You know, he's much younger than I expected!"

Too often we underestimate the power of;
a touch,
a smile,
a kind word,
a listening ear,
an honest compliment,
or
the smallest act of caring,
all of which have the potential to turn a life around!

Remember, nobody knows how God will look like! People come into our lives for a reason, for a season or for a lifetime!

Accept all of them equally.. .. ..

.. .. ..LET THEM SEE GOD IN YOU..!!
[04/01 10:33 PM] Dr Amarjeet Astrologist: ਸ਼ਬਦ
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