June 16

[16/06 5:03 PM] TOL Gurpiyar Brar: :: कुदरत का सबसे बडा सच ::--
• यदि आप फूलों पर सो रहे हैं
तो ये आपकी पहली रात है l
• और यदि फूल आप पर सो रहे
है तो ये आपकी आखिरी रात है l
(अजब तेरी दुनिया गज़ब तेरा खेल)
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• मोमबत्ती जलाकर मुर्दों को याद
किया जाता है l
• और मोमबत्ती बुझाकर जन्म
दिन मनाया जाता है l
(कैसी विडम्बना है हमारे देश की)
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• फूलन देवी डाकू होकर भी
चुनाव जीत गई थी l
• और किरन बेदी पुलिस वाली
होकर भी हार गई l
(किस्मत के खेल निराले मेरे भैया)
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• कितनी अजीब दुनिया हैं, जहाँ औरतें ‘दूसरी औरतों
की शिकायते करते नहीं थकती,
• जबकि पुरूष ‘दूसरी औरतों’ की तारीफ करते नहीँ
थकते !!!
(पुरुष सच में महान हैं)
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अजीब है सब कुछ.....!!!
अगर आप सहमत है इन बातो से तो लाइक्स
का
बटन दबाकर आगे फॉरवर्ड करे....
[16/06 8:49 PM] TOL Chamkaur Singh: एक बात समझ में नहीं
आती की दारू की दुकान का
वास्तुशास्त्र कौन करता है ??

चाहे  नाले पर हो...
छितरी बिथरी हो...
दक्षिण दिशा की हो...
सामने गड्डा हो...
बिजली का ट्रांसफार्मर हो...
या और वास्तु दोष हो...
दुकान पर भीड़ बनी ही रहती है!
😜😰😱😹😸😳🍻🍸
[16/06 9:13 PM] TOL Dr. Bir: Agreed..RECALL ka adhikar hona chahyee..wahda poora na karne ka jan bilkul ullat karne ka...to recall with double penality.
[16/06 9:49 PM] TOl Dr. Prabhjot Singh: A LITTLE BRITISH HUMOUR 😉

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle...

The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'

She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, threw it out of the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place.'

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong things. You live on the wrong side of the Ocean. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.
[16/06 9:49 PM] TOl Dr. Prabhjot Singh: Dilemmas of a doctor..:
🔹If u r young, u r DISMISSED as
inexperienced..
🔹if old, DOUBTED
to be outdated...!
🔹If u take a decent fee, they may CONSIDER u as greedy..
🔹if u take less, they may CONFUSE u for a
quack...!
🔹If u prescribe few medicines,they feel prescription is INCOMPLETE..
🔹if u write too
many, they choose to COMPLETE the course of vitamin, leaving
the antibiotics course mid-way...!
🔹If u give them too many
investigation, they SUSPECT u do it for COMMISSION..
🔹if u don't, u r SUSCEPTIBLE to be sued for OMISSION...!
🔹If u do not give them time, they feel u r not EMPATHETIC..
🔹if u give them too much time, they fear ur competence is PATHETIC
as u seem to have only a few
patients n ample time...!

Give us some sunshine☀,
give us some rain💦,
give us another chance
many may not choose
to be a doctor once again !:-)😜 😜.
[16/06 10:50 PM] TOl Dr. Prabhjot Singh: This joke apparently won
an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain

Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."

The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."

Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"

He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is . .

I have quit drinking"!!!😛😄😄