June 20

[20/06 6:08 PM] ‪+91 94654 00040‬: सुबह सवेरे पति उठ के तैयार हुआ योगा जाने के
लिय ।

पत्नि की आखं खुल गई तो पति ने पुछ लिया

पति : प्रिय, क्या तुम मेरे साथ योगा के लिए
चलना पसंद करोगी ?

पत्नि : तुम कहना क्या चाहते हो, मैं
क्या मोटी हो गई हूँ.

पति : कोई बात नही, इच्छा नही है तो मत चलो.

पत्नि : मतलब, मैं आलसी हूँ ?

पति : अरे तुम गुस्सा क्यों कर रही हो ?

पत्नि : मतलब, मैं हमेशा झगड़ती हूँ.

पति : अरे, मैंने ऐसा कब बोला ?

पत्नि : मतलब कि मैं झूठी हूँ.

पति : अच्छा बाबा, मैं नही जाता हूँ.

पत्नि : मैं सब समझती हूँ, दरअसल तुम
जाना ही नही चाहते थे.

पति ने चुप रहने में ही अपनी भलाई समझी और बेचारा
फिर सो गया‼️
😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
Yoga day special
[20/06 6:13 PM] ‪+91 98765 00633‬: " To Be 26 Again! "😋

A man in his late 40s was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked her what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be 26 again', she replied, still looking in the mirror ..

On her birthday morning, he rose early, made her a nice big cup of coffee & then took her to Adventure World theme park on a bike.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything....

5 hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling & her stomach felt upside
down.

He then took her to the most exotic restaurant where they ate and danced like never before.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn,
a soda, & her favorite chocolate. What a fabulous
adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband & collapsed into d sofa exhausted.

He looked at his wife with a big smile & lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being 26 again?"

Her eyes slowly opened & her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my waist size, u idiot !" 😱

Moral : No matter how attentively u listen to a woman, u are still gonna get it wrong 😂😂
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[20/06 9:09 PM] ‪+91 94251 91857‬: सीख ली जिसने अदा गम में मुस्कुराने की,
उसे क्या मिटायेंगी गर्दिशे जमाने की….. I
[20/06 10:17 PM] ‪+91 98765 00633‬: A drunkard is stopped by the Police around 1 am. & is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & its ill effects on my health."

Officer: Really....??? Sounds interesting, Who is giving that lecture at this time of night.....???"
... 
Man replies "My Wife"!!!😭😭